
To start the post off, here is a comment I made while roomie was supergluing the tile he threw at me back on to the floor.
Roomie: "You know these tiles are peel n' stick."
Me: "That's fucking great. We pay $1100 a month and our kitchen floor is basically a set of press-on nails."
Sice Vita. Now, the list. I will give you the code name, abbreviation that will be used, a few hints as to who they are, and a description.
Roommate (Roomie): as in the person that I pay rent with and live with. From the very south of Georgia. Raised spoiled rich, still is, but is at least slowly learning how to use things. Has already mastered the washing machine and the dryer. Says things like "mash the remote"
Roomie's Boy (RB): as in the person my roomie is seeing or dating or flirting with, etc. RB or RB0 is the current one, we'll subtitle "stick and sweet" for those of you that have seen the Halloween picture. Current boy is incredibly quiet. Thus, not much to write about. RB's in general will work like dates. RB0 is the current one, any after will have a positive integer (a.d.). Those before him will be referred to with a negative integer (b.c).
Dot Dot Dash (DDD): This one is about as coded as they get (God, I'm hilarious.) A skinny semi-Phillip boy from the same town and is currently the roommate of Mary-Kate. Loves computer games and has a huge anti-social streak. His social ineptitude is only a problem when he has issues with someone else, as he doesn't know how to effectively have complex emotions about someone. They just make him fucking batshit crazy. I thought he was cute for about two weeks, until I realized I was just another shoulder for him to cry on and nothing else. Not even a friend.
Sugar Daddy (SD): Do you really need a definition. An old man I chill with. He doesn't actually give me cold hard cash. I keep him company and cook. He buys the food and occasionally gifts (like for my birthday.) Old men are attracted to me like a fucking magnet, so I just said, if you can't beat 'em, charge 'em.
Mary-Kate (MKO): Right now, the boy who sleeps in my bed occasionally, but nothing happens. I've had a lot of boys like that. He's funny, but lacks a lot of motivation. Not in the Phillip was of lacking motivation. Think stoner-esque. I wore his capri pants for Halloween (huge clue). He a real "beam" of sunshine sometimes, but also can have a lot of drama around him. Encourage roomie to drink more.
Patel ######## (Patel): You can tell form the name a little about this one. Obviously goes to Ga. Tech and is obviously some sort of engineer (biological, chemical, efficiency...) Of course, loves the sciences and those that are involved with the sciences.
Georgienne: Mah boo! I really can't say much about this one because of his situation, location, and the fact that he appears in no pictures, not even as a friend on FB. I actually have a lot of friends that are not my friend on FB, even when they have accounts. It's called "some subsets of friends don't want to be associated with the gay because of their location and culture." Otherwise known as "although my friends aren't homophobic, their relatives and friends are, meaning even association creates problems for them that they shouldn't have to face and I'm sorry if anyone ever has any pain due to the subset of people I fuck."
There are others, as they come up, I will give an intro like this one.