Ok, so first off, I have to apologize you, dear media darling, for swiping this from the internet and not really knowing who to give credit to. Basically, it's all pretty and glossy, so I'm assuming its from a magazine spread or from your personal photos--you know for actory purposes. So credit goes to Kevin or whatever magazine/photographer who took this..Second, not only is Kevin scorching hott, but his brain is at least as sexy! That man has a mind for wit and quip rivalled only by Alan and myself. Well, generally just Alan. I can hold my own from time to time though. Never have I heard a straight man use the word 'taint' so accurately and effectively. Though I have learned that internet nerds are never quite what they should be.
So, I have to plug Attack of the Show for its amazingness. Above and beyond even Kevin and Olivia, the show is just what I need to cope with my life here in the bayou. Don't worry Olivia, I love you too, and will feature you soon enough. Everyone watch Attack of the Show weeknights (LIVE!) at 6pm CT on G4! AMAZIN'!
Also, go check these two crazies blogs, which are sadly way more filled with awesomeness than this one is at the moment. Just give me a camera and let me vlog about WalMart bingo and I'll up the awesome ante on here in a hott second.
tl;dr: FUCK YES! It's Kevin Pereira! <3
kevinpereira.com
heyolivia.com
3 comments:
Have you seen Pereira in his Wonderwoman outfit?
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It's scary
Ew.
Kevin Pereira's imbecilic banter that usually gravitates from beer to boobs to badly overused attempts at talking nerdy are meager fare.
His mild wit is a tie between Alan Lite and frattastic.
He looks like the touched baby of Anderson Cooper and a neadertard which may, in it's infinitely gelled, glossed and sponsored stupor appeal to you.
Olivia is equally obnoxious.
Decent to look at but a snooze to sit through, warbling away with two pints of personality and probably one hell of an HJ capacity or Halo knowledge.
Attack of the Show is like if The Soup douched it's dunghole over Extra. i hate it.
Jacklyn, Jacklyn
You are allowed to hate on Olivia. That is fine.
And, your love of The Soup shows intelligence and the gift of awesomeness.
But you touched my baby Kevin. Yes, my baby Kevin. You see, my baby Kevin is almost God. Mainly because I birthed him. Think of him as the modern day Hercules. I understand if you don't love him. That's fine. You have, however, defiled my beautiful blog with Kevin hating and I almost cannot handle it.
Perhaps one day you will see the light that is my baby Kevin.
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